Godwand's Law
(Extension of Godwin's Law)
Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
Godwand's law is an Internet adage asserting that "As an online dating discussion grows longer, the probability of a guy mentioning his big penis approaches 1." — that is, if a discussion on an online dating website (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later the male(s) involved will mention that they have a big, thick, relentless, or magical penis ready to pleasure the female.
(True story of Godwand's Law being applied)
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
Him : Hey, wanna ride a unicorn ?
Her : That would be awesome ! I'm gonna burst your bubble though, unicorns don't exist. No more than Santa, Pokemon and Tinkerbelle. Sorry if I ruined your childhood.
Him : Yeah but my unicorn's magical, it can make you cum each time you mount it !
Godwand's Law by LeKevoid June 14, 2016
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