Goatse Boat

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.

I gave my girlfriend a Goatse Boat last night. It sank, so she had to shit it out.

Goatse Boat by King Butthole October 11, 2019

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The BOAT of all GOATS

Name for someone who has transcended GOAT status

Tom Brady is the BOAT of all GOATS.

The BOAT of all GOATS by tmor84 December 19, 2018

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