Glum Glum 

The act of going down on a female after the male has ejaculated inside her vag.

Barry: "Have you ever tasted your own spunk?"
Trevor: "No, what?! Thats sick, why, have you?"
Barry: "Yeah."
Trevor: "Why? Thats wrong, and a bit gay!"
Barry: "It isn't gay, she made me do it!! She likes Glum Glum!"

Glum Glum by Spunk Sucker April 16, 2011

glum 

A disheartened emotional state, often manifests a short loss of spirit, more colloquially described as a feeling of sad and shit

Only receiving the participation award Jimmy B seemed glum then angrily and dramatically raising his arm with a single erect digit in tow, and proudly waving it about at the announcer.

Tiffany was glum after Martin misinterpreted her texts and did not respond.

glum by strangerNdanger February 21, 2018

Jag glum 

When the people of the Land Of Sweden forget something, SOMEONE has to feed a bird. It’s best explained as a ritual, and it’s not a good thing to glum doing it. If you’re alone in a room when you realise you forgot something, a lot of superstitious people write to for e.x the police saying ”Jag glum 💀” with a picture describing their feelings in the moment, for years of extra luck.

person 1: Hey Örjan, jag glum my keys.

person 2: Oh, go back and get them! I’ll feed the bird for you.

person 1: Thanks, Åke!

Jag glum by ..fan jag glum vad jag heter February 12, 2022

glum chum

Something you say to your Friend when thay look down in the dumps.. Its also a book glum chum very weird a? i know thats what i thought..

boy: *tears*
other boy: why so glum chum?
Boy: I'm crying
Other boy: I can see that, but why?
boy: i dont know

glum chum by Cheby May 24, 2006

Glum 

looking or feeling dejected

“Why so glum chum” Johnny said.

Glum by Sparky_ September 18, 2018

Glum 

used to describe someone who is really stupid or dumb

oh my god you are so glum
haha glummage

Glum by Weeblandbob October 26, 2005

Glum 

A glove that was used in sexual intercourse, resulting in it being filled with cum. Glove + Cum = Glum

Jennifer: WATCH OUT!!!
You: Ahhhhh what?!?
Jennifer: You legit almost stepped on a glum :/
You: Ewwwww

Glum by wrightdylan830 October 29, 2018