Glossy Man 

A man that has succumbed to the highest form of a metrosexual. They are easy to smell from far distances due to large amounts of expensive cologne and walk like they have furniture in their rectum, however, they are not homosexuals nor are they using a butt plug, they are just wearing skinny pants that are too tight. They are label whores and carry purses- even if it is a J. Spade, it is still a PURSE. They, like glossy girls, enjoy an orange hue fake tan and may wear make up but not necessary.

You wouldn't be so horny if you weren't such a glossy man! Grow some testicles, dude!

Glossy Man by Millspills April 18, 2008

Glossman 

A butch homosexual female with a horrible appearance who hates the male species because she is completely unattractive to them.Short for Officer Randy Glossman, friend of JP Morgan

Damn, I can't believe that your girlfriend left you for that Glossman, I guess she always did like ugly people.

Glossman by william d willerson February 17, 2003

Glossman 

Howie Mandell look alike.

Glossman looks like Howie Mandell

Glossman by Shawn Provatt February 17, 2003

The Manhattan Gloss 

A brand of humans that resemble artsy people, music people, and, most notably, dumb people combined into one. They usually travel in packs to art museums and like to sip on their double shot mocha frappacinos while listening to an obscure band, that sucks, on their so trendy Ipod.

You see all those kids in line to the art museum? They're the Manhattan Gloss

The Manhattan Gloss by Alex Munoz September 19, 2008