Girl with Pretty Issues
noun
A dangerously pretty girl who lives off iced coffee, impulse decisions, and main character energy. She might have 37 unread texts, a situationship she won’t define, and a habit of overspending when she’s bored—but she’ll always show up looking like she has her life together. And that’s the magic.
She’s chaotic, mysterious, and emotionally evasive—but it’s giving iconic, not insane. Her vibe is “mentally unstable but make it fashion.”
She’s not messy. She’s curated.
She’s not crazy. She’s couture.
noun
A dangerously pretty girl who lives off iced coffee, impulse decisions, and main character energy. She might have 37 unread texts, a situationship she won’t define, and a habit of overspending when she’s bored—but she’ll always show up looking like she has her life together. And that’s the magic.
She’s chaotic, mysterious, and emotionally evasive—but it’s giving iconic, not insane. Her vibe is “mentally unstable but make it fashion.”
She’s not messy. She’s curated.
She’s not crazy. She’s couture.
Examples:
“She canceled plans because of a ‘vibe shift’ then posted a mirror pic in heels—girl with pretty issues.”
“Pretty? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes. Girl with pretty issues energy.”
“She canceled plans because of a ‘vibe shift’ then posted a mirror pic in heels—girl with pretty issues.”
“Pretty? Yes. Dangerous? Also yes. Girl with pretty issues energy.”
by trustmeimnotcrazy April 06, 2025