A horrible disease which comes from inserting garlic up ones anus. The word 'tooth' is the word for the sphincter which now resembles a french mans big toe.
"what's that smell?"

"what? oh nothing i'm just making some garlic bread"

"no you're not...aw man you've got the garlic tooth syndrome haven't you?"

"shut up..."
by sphincter licker August 23, 2009
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