Double-Entendre for: 1. Pale, legless, tubelike parasite infesting the Ganges. 2. The Aryan Penis, emphasizing the notoriously small size & pale colour of the organ of us fair Caucasoid Aryan males. 3. Hence, a small unit of measurement.

The worm-like appearance of the puny Aryan Penis in both flaccid & erect states is - like our fair skin, narrow noses & inverted lips - a result of millenia of evolutionary adaptation to the need to reduce vascularized surface area & conserve heat in the cold climates of the northern Aryan homelands. This applies both to the Indo-Aryan Penis of Guzaratis, Marathis, & Bengalis, as well as to the only slightly larger Irano-Aryan Penis of Punjabis, Rajputanis & Avadhis. Thus, a study by Dr. Eduardo Gomez de Diego, CEO of Andromedical, concludes: "The smallest averages were found in {North} India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & South Korea 9.6 cm (3.7 in)." (ClickPress, Wed Jan 11 2006). Hence "Keera" (worm) is a common Aryan term for "penis", & "Ganges Worm" (from "Ganga Keera") is applied to the Indo-Aryan Penis when compared to other races.

This is especially when compared to the black Dravidian Penis which, by the converse process of evolutionary enlargement for heat dissipation in the hot Dravidian South (Allen's Rule), measures amongst the largest in the world, matching the Negro-Sudanese. Thus, the Shudra Penis, even when flaccid, resembles a black serpent, & so is denominated "Telingana Black Snake".