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Double-Entendre for: 1. Pale, legless, tubelike parasite infesting the Ganges. 2. The Aryan Penis, emphasizing the notoriously small size & pale colour of the organ of us fair Caucasoid Aryan males. 3. Hence, a small unit of measurement.

The worm-like appearance of the puny Aryan Penis in both flaccid & erect states is - like our fair skin, narrow noses & inverted lips - a result of millenia of evolutionary adaptation to the need to reduce vascularized surface area & conserve heat in the cold climates of the northern Aryan homelands. This applies both to the Indo-Aryan Penis of Guzaratis, Marathis, & Bengalis, as well as to the only slightly larger Irano-Aryan Penis of Punjabis, Rajputanis & Avadhis. Thus, a study by Dr. Eduardo Gomez de Diego, CEO of Andromedical, concludes: "The smallest averages were found in {North} India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & South Korea 9.6 cm (3.7 in)." (ClickPress, Wed Jan 11 2006). Hence "Keera" (worm) is a common Aryan term for "penis", & "Ganges Worm" (from "Ganga Keera") is applied to the Indo-Aryan Penis when compared to other races.

This is especially when compared to the black Dravidian Penis which, by the converse process of evolutionary enlargement for heat dissipation in the hot Dravidian South (Allen's Rule), measures amongst the largest in the world, matching the Negro-Sudanese. Thus, the Shudra Penis, even when flaccid, resembles a black serpent, & so is denominated "Telingana Black Snake".
1) Sheikh Chilli: When I pulled down my pyjamas she laughed because all I have is a Ganges Worm down there.

2) Amir is jealous of Shudra men because his lovely Bibi (wife) Shahzadi cheated on him with Ravanoo. Now he wishes he had a Malabar Black Snake instead of his Ganges Worm.

3) A 2-year study by the Indian Council of Medical Research focussed on the Indo-Aryan cities of New Delhi,Chandigarh & Mumbai finds the North Indian Penis much smaller than average: "60% of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (1 inch) shorter than those condoms catered for ... For a further 30%, the difference was at least 5 cm (2 inches)." ("Oversized condoms a headache for many Indian men," Reuters, 8 Dec. 2006)

4) Shakeela: Farhan, please move that glass one Ganges Worm to the left ... yes, excellent!

5) Shudra Goonda: Aall yoo Safedoos (whiteys) having chota lunds (small cocks). So now I change your name to
"Ganges Worm"! And yoo call me "Lanka Black Snake"!
Moolla Do-Pyaza: Jee, Huzoor (Yes, Sir)! Those are correct names for both of us! Your Big Black Dravidian Dick is three times as big as mine when hard!
Moollani: For once, my Oolloo Shohar (foolish husband) has said something right!

6) Sheikh Chilli: I have two names, one by day, one by night!
Orat (woman): Kesa (How) ?
Sheikh Chilli: I'm Sheikh Chilli by day. But Orats call me Ganges Worm in bed at night!
Orat (laughs loudly): That's funny!
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza December 25, 2010
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