Gael Garcia

Gael is usually a short teenager who beats his meat a lot... He is a nice guy with greasy looking hair too. His is penis is 3 inches to be exact also. Girls like him but he dosent love them back. His sugar daddy is Spider-Man.

Person 1: Woah, did you hear what happened to gael garcia ?

Person 2:Yeah, he got webbed up by spiderman😉

by Matthews lover October 11, 2018

Gael García Bernal

Mexican actor that made his start on soap opera, who has since then made his break in english speaking films. Starred in Alfonso Cuaron's Y Tu Mama Tambien, Pedro Almodovars Bad Education, and the Oscar winning The Motorcycle Diaries based on the life of Che Guevera. Recently he has appeared in Michel Gondry's The Science of Sleep as well as the film Babel.

Probably one of the most beautiful/sexiest/most talented men on the planet. And oh how convenient, since many of his movies contain graphic sex scenes. Nevertheless, he chooses great work, never picking a bad film to work on. Please don't do cheesy romantic comedies Gael, although I know you never will. :)

"I believe fervently in the nature, in truth and imagination, I believe in the blood, in life, words, and motivations."- Gael Garcia Bernal

Did you see that Gael García Bernal scene in the car of Y Tu Mama Tambien? DANG. Or better yet did you see the kissy boy scene in the bedroom?

Who is your hollywood crush? Gael García Bernal. Who the fuck is that? Sex. Oh. I like Brad Pitt!

by thetransient January 15, 2007