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s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o

An acronym meaning, "sit on my face and never get off".
Gosh I wonder if that girl would like to S.O.M.F.A.N.G.O.
s.o.m.f.a.n.g.o by Redlline November 28, 2016
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Crazy Go Nuts University is a made up institution that originated at the website www.HomestarRunner.com

It is where some of the characters from the website attend, coach, teach, and play for.
I am a graduate of C.G.N.U.

Note: People will not understand what you mean if they do not visit www.HomestarRunner.com
C.G.N.U. by TheTruePryncess August 10, 2006
means goodnight. people write this when they are in a hurry or just plain lazy
"g/n"
"goodnight to you to"
g/n by Karalee February 27, 2008

beer-I-N-G-O 

A game of bingo which simultaneously involves drinking beer usually at a casino. Home versions can also be played and can involve TV shows and movies... you can pretty much adapt your own rules... as long as there is beer involved you can call it beer-I-N-G-O... the best part is... everyone's a winner!
1. "Grab your daubers and lets meet at the Red Rock Casino for some beer-I-N-G-O!"

2. "Let's watch Tosh.0 and play beer-I-N-G-O!!! We should be wastey face in no time!!!"
beer-I-N-G-O by Misa Rose September 22, 2010
Fucking New Guy.
A term used in 'Nam to denote someone new in country. Troops who had some time under their belt wouldn't talk to them until they proved that they wouldn't die within the first few days.
So you're the fng? Don't get shot.
F.N.G. by Spyknij September 14, 2003
Fuckin' New Guy. Term still used in the western English-speaking armed forces of the west (primarily United States, Australia, United Kingdom and Canada) to denote a new soldier fresh off his basic training. It means they have the basics but no real experience, so they do everything by the book (which is not always best) and they are overly keen and always shut down on long excersices.
Some people stay F.N.G.'s for years, however most switched-on soldiers lose the status within a year.
F.N.G. by jon999999 October 13, 2006
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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