fuckmonkey
he is just her fuckmonkey
fuckmonkey by Monkeymaster May 6, 2003
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fuckmonkey by nzowl December 15, 2003
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FUCKMONKEY
FUCKMONKEY by fuckmonkey#1 January 6, 2004
fuckmonkeys
Used as an explative very convienent because you can always say monkeys louder than fuck, thus tricking the holier-than-thou people that you actually said something innocent. See fudgemonkeys fuckamonkey
Plurel of fuckmonkey
Plurel of fuckmonkey
fuckmonkeys by Andrew March 18, 2005
fuckmonk
A monk that dedicates its life to porn and nothing but porn. He can also be an asshole towards others.
fuckmonk by IDon'tTouchMyselfOften June 10, 2018
fuckmonkery
The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.
The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.
The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.
Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?
The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!
The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!
fuckmonkery by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020
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fuckmonkey by Zack August 20, 2003
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