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Where as Octav (Simon Octavian) or Jake (Jacob Greenacre) are complete incompetent retards. They call awesome people squishy and feel like they own the world.
20:32:22 Jake Greenacre: Squishmature

20:32:03 Octav: IT'S NOT MATURE
20:32:07 Octav: Squishy is in
20:32:09 Octav: And he's not mature

So I would reply , Fucka u asshole
Fucka u by NOTSquishy August 3, 2012
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FUCK U NOOB 

*kills 7 years old in minecraft 1v1*
7-year-old: HACKS, FUCK U NOOB
fuck you

comeback:Fuck urself its cheaper
2nd comback if somone say combac 1 to u: I prefer the expensive way
FUCK U by stefan June 6, 2003

fuck u urban dictionary 

the urban dictionary is pure shit. fuck all who read this shit u son of bitch

Fuck u on 

When a bitch or a lame keep doing or saying dumbass shit like fuck they on or fuck u on
Bro you really going to take another perc ? “Fuck u on “
Fuck u on by HARDYBOYZ July 17, 2021

The Great Fuck U 

The Great Fuck U is what happens to a male when hormones act up it’s annoying as shit a male will be horny or mad all the time and it usually lasts one month and happens every few months. The Great Fuck U also boosts sex drive but it also makes the musk a man gives off more radiant and noticeable. The Great Fuck U is something that no man likes but you should be patient with him when he suffers this because he will be in horrible moods or horny moods and sometimes both.
Man 1: It’s that time again.
Man 2: you don’t mean.
Man 1&2:The Great Fuck U!
The Great Fuck U by NubsTheScrub December 9, 2019
Short for "Fuck University," a fictional university where uber-snooty, holier-than-thou, "I am so much better than you and don't you ever forget it" types are said to graduate from.

When used, it also gives said snobs a "fuck you" message.
Snob: Could you keep your garage door closed? Your Honda is depreciating the market value of our neighborhood.

Dude: Whoa! You must have earned your master's from Fuck U!
Fuck U by Man Machine August 11, 2007
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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