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French Melton

When you're in the middle bathroom stall, and two people walk in and go on either side of you in the other stalls.
I had to go to the bathroom real bad this morning, was all by myself until I got stuck in a French Melton!
by Snipedog22 October 30, 2019
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French Melon

A sex move where as a woman is giving a man oral sex, the man holds a watermelon over her head. Then, while the man is climaxing, he simultaneously smashes the watermelon on her head.
Paige was covered in watermelon juice after she gave Tommy a French Melon.
by Señor Dumas September 8, 2013
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