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Franklin County High School 

The school full of two kinds of people: The innocents and the fucktards. The fucktards consist of the dickheads that condescend and ruin anything that is innocent. These are the kids who think they are, "the shit", and yet they are actually full of shit. Hope you don't have to go there, because it's a clusterfuck. Thanks for your time, if you think it was wasted just wait until you go to FCHS.
John ~ "Hey you know that one school, Franklin County High School?" Todd ~ "Oh you mean the one where the football players actually do 'circle-jerk'?" John ~ "Yeah, I guess that one" Todd ~ "Well then yeah, but no one likes it because it's in the moonshine capital of the world."
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Franklin Country High School 

The School of Fark and Alucard (a.k.a the people with the biggest dicks). Football team sucks dick. Full ’o whores, and lesbians. lots of creepy teachers, but still overall a good school.
Bob: Dude, Franklin Country High School sucks!
Tom:Yeah but Fark and Alucard are total badasses!
Bob: Totally.