Foreskin Hat 

The way hipsters wear their beanies only on the crowns of their skulls, because the act of keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Usually these people are between 18-30 years old and hang around shitty jazz clubs, hole-in-the-wall coffee houses, or Goodwills.

I can respect the guy that doesn't wear his winter gear correctly in -20 degree weather. I guess staying healthy without illness is too mainstream. The way they are wearing their foreskin hat makes them look like a gigantic penis. Wait, that's already how they act. Next time you see a person like this, Don't get angry, don't give them a mean look, just chuckle at them.

Foreskin Hat by doxyzyklon January 18, 2012

hat full of foreskins 

an unattractive/ugly person or thing

That chick you picked up last night was as pretty as a hat full of foreskins

hat full of foreskins by duxa August 1, 2005

foreskinnator 

The name for the person who has the largest foreskin within his social group. Women included. Only applies if you are not in a Jewish community.

Johns became the new foreskinnator after the sloppy biscuit meeting.

foreskinnator by WaffleIron January 29, 2014