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Foreskin Belt 

A foreskin belt is quite the ingenious device for men who's foreskin simply does not have the snap back that it once did. The application of the standard foreskin belt is typically obtained through the use of Krazy Glue or one of its many imitators. All an individual has to do is hold the skin in the desired place with an alligator clamp or the like and wrap his custard cannons tip in the provided belt material, once the belt is at the required tension and position he will then apply the glue for an everlasting bond and shall never have to deal with stepping on his foreskin again!
Random Jick: Hey dude from the Enzyte commercials why are you so sad?

Enzyte Guy: Well i used my fine product so muich my cock sheath is all saggy and streched out. :(

Random Jick: Well your in luck, i just happen to have this fantastic new product that well fix you up in the wink of an eye. Its a FORESKIN BELT!

Enzyte Guy: Holy fucking shit your right my prick is feelin' fine! And i no longer need worry about getting it caught in the chain in my tandem bicycle! Thank Jickhead
Foreskin Belt by Jixsta Von Kike January 31, 2010
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004