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alexander florendo

An Alexander Florendo is a real keeper. He always makes people laugh, usually attracted to Chloe. He will never fail to surprise you and bring you happiness. Alexander Florendos always refer to themselves as average looking, in reality they are almost as hot as the sun. They will never break a promise and will try their hardest to fulfill them.

A real lady killer, all the girls are all over him, but sadly he is only attracted to Chloes.
Alexander Florendo is intelligent, cute, amazing, and stupidly adorable.
Hey!, Look at him, he is totally and Alexander Florendo.
Woah!!!!! He looks so cute, must be an Alexander Florendo.
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Florpendorp 

A part stormtrooper, part demon, part highschool boy creature that feeds on Pokemon and human beings. Seen only in the western region of Washington State, its favorite food is Charmander.
Florpendorp
Florpendorp by MMWS May 16, 2009

florenco 

the most beautiful name any unicorn could have. she gives magical hugs but isn't a big fan of chocolate, she'd much prefer a tropical salad and a pina colada in the sunshine. she is friendly and loved by all. you'd be lucky to have a florenco in your life.
-wow! who is that?
-that's my friend florenco
-she seems lovely!
florenco by Florenco August 14, 2014

Florenzo 

Florenzo is my son, he is a cactus. Me and him will commit hannes acts of violence, to the enemy family. We will pop a cap into the other family, and from that we gain access to the alchohol trade. From that we get more money, then with that money we buy more guns for more men. We then become the top family, we will then die. His son will then be the boss.
Florenzo's father has a son, the son's name is Florenzo.
Florenzo by Florenzo's Father August 6, 2019

florindo 

Used to be a druggie and baddas screwed over everyone he knew but is now a electrician
Look florindo has 3 kids now

Florindo 

Florindo likes to suck hairy balls
Florindo by Fluffbum October 7, 2018

florandorlight 

More commonly known as Jewish florandorlight , is a German man crossdressing hooker that works for the joy of jizz face!!
Hey man u see that florandorlight getting ass rapped over there
florandorlight by Lollucky March 25, 2020
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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