Fapsbook

Another name for the world's foremost social networking circle-jerk website, where members expose themselves and flog and flagellate their most annoying parts for all to see, whether you like it or not.

Hey, did you see that Becky just 'liked' her own noonie on Fapsbook?

Fapsbook by ToddUncommon March 20, 2011

Flashbooking 

A mash-up of "flashback" and "Facebooking." Occurs when a friend likes/comments on an embarrassing Facebook status or photo from many years ago, causing it to go to everyone's newsfeed, thus making the person ashamed of their stupidity/awful haircut/mirror selfie.

Erica was Flashbooking last night and got me good. I forgot I still had those selfie's from high school bandcamp on my Facebook.

Flashbooking by The Pilge April 17, 2014

Flakebook 

Pun on facebook. Another place where flakes can easily make passing commitments like the failed attempt to gather the world's biggest water fight. Most who signed up flaked on it. Also a place for fakes to claim strangers as friends.

Fakes use Flakebook to claim they have the most "friends", a lot of whom they don't even know and have never communicated with.

I know I agreed to meet up with her on Flakebook, but I have no intention to show up. I just wanted her to add me as a friend.

Flakebook by Eddy September 5, 2007

Fapbook 

A dummy account on Facebook in which the owner only adds friends for the purpose of fapping (masturbating) to their photos.

This may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.

Doing this requires certain precautions:
1. Don't add any friends from your real Facebook page
2. Don't forget to log out after using it every time
3. Refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. If you decide to tell anyone about your Fapbook, don't tell them your fake name.

Tips and tricks:
1. Once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. Slutty girls often have slutty friends. Also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. Eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. To avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. For some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. Poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. In either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. If a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their albums on your wall. Unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.

An example of a fapbook would be a male creating a profile and adding only women to whom he would like to masturbate. He may add women who have their photos only viewable to friends, or he may add particularly attractive women just to have them on standby so he doesn't have to look them up again.

Fapbook by Hunch Tover August 25, 2011

Fassbook 

"Fassbook" is a common name, used in Trinidad and Tobago, for the social networking site "Facebook". The word stems from a merging of the words "Fass" and "Facebook". A fass person is a very inquisitive or curious person(also known in Trinidad as a 'maco' or a 'macocious person').

The term was created to reflect the fact that Facebook is often used, by very curious individuals (macos), to investigate the personal lives of other people.

1. I find out dat she man leave she, it all over she Fassbook.

2. Look she up on Fassbook, yuh go see how good lookin de gyal is from she profile pic.

3. Sasha is a rel maco hoss, she addin everybody on Fassbook.

Fassbook by Ken Ping May 19, 2010

facebook flipbook 

As you are stalking your faux friend's new photo album on Facebook, paying close attention, you realize that two pictures in a row look peculiarly similar. So you press the left arrow to look at the first picture again. And then you press the right arrow to look at the second picture again. And then you continue to press left and right again and again so that it looks like your friend is moving. Flipping popcorn in his mouth. Crushing that beer can. Kicking rocks. Alas! Facebook Flipbook.

Dude. Did you catch that Facebook Flipbook of Nick? I kept pressing left and right, and it looked like his pants were disappearing and then reappearing.

facebook flipbook by JaclynR January 18, 2010

fapbooking

The act of checking your Facebook in between porn videos.

Hold on, let me wash my hands. I didn't expect you to message me while I was fapbooking.

Jack was lucky when his mom walked in on him in between videos fapbooking.

fapbooking by General Lee Derping June 3, 2011