Flaky Biscuit

When your ejaculate trickles down to your balls, dries, crusts over. You may then allow a girl to eat it off. (Works better if you haven't showered; thus, you will have extra nut butter for the Flaky Biscuit).

"So, did she have some of your flaky biscuit last night?"
"Did you have any nut butter leftover from basketball for your flaky biscuit?"

Flaky Biscuit by Andrew McDodus November 13, 2007

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Flakey Biscuit

def: When the male performs oral sex on a female who has a yeast infection. Commonley resulting in a "Burg".

"OOHH man... I was soo drunk last night i totally gave that girl a Flakey Biscuit."
"Gross dude."

Flakey Biscuit by Insano October 15, 2007

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`~~The`~`Biscuits`~`Flak`~`thE~~' by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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`~~The`~`BiscHuits`~`Flak`~`thE~~'

`~~The`~`BiscHuits`~`Flak`~`thE~~' by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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