First Fuck Syndrome

It is the syndrome most girls get (but some boys too) after they "make love" for their first time. And it doesn't matter if the dude/girl they did it with is the biggest loser/idiot/asshole whatever, they will give them every chance in the world no matter what other people say.

Girl: hey, I think I'm gonna give my x another chance.
Boy: Damn girl are you crazy?!? Listen I gotta know somethin. Did you give it up to him?
Girl: ya
Boy: Aahh damn girl thats why you keep giving him chances, you got that First Fuck Syndrome!

First Fuck Syndrome by Ferd to the Word April 30, 2009

First-Fuck-Syndrome (FFS) 

When a woman loses her virginity, the resulting condition that causes an irrational feeling of attachement and love towards her current partner. The severity of this disease should not be underestimated. It can also extend beyond the termination of said relationship. In unusual and rare circustances, it has been known to affect effeminate men as well.

"Wow, he told all her friends he hates her, cheated on her, got with her best friend the day after they broke up, but she is still telling everyone that she wants to be with him, and that he's perfect for her."

"Yeah, that girl is really First-Fuck-Syndromed."

First-Fuck-Syndrome (FFS) by S.D. and S.W.A. January 30, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016