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(A). One who wipes they're own asshole causing severe burning and irritation.

(B) One who takes it in the ass causing major burning censations.

(C) A guy driving a pick up truck that cuts you off and slams on the brakes causing an annoyance. This also includes an asshole that drives a pick up truck that tailgates you when driving.

(D) A guy driving a pick up truck that is doing the YMCA in it.
1. Damn I just wiped my ass with that rough toilet paper and I feel like I've got a case of major fire bung combined with potato chip ass.

2. That fucking fire bung in the Ford F150 cut me off at the exit.

3. Look at that stupid fucking fire bung in the truck next to us blasting the villiage people.
by Sir Spanksalot June 01, 2011
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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