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Finnish Fuck 

Noun - A cocknocker of Finish descent. Generally a Finish Fuck will utlize the time zone difference between Finland and the U.S. to berate, annoy, or insult his mates whilst drunk at a time of day that they are at work or on the unemployment line.
(phone ringing)

Yen: "Shouldn't you get that?"

Mike: "Nah; it's the Finnish Fuck. If I pick it up it'll just be him pissing in the toilet while holding the phone next to it. It is after 6pm there after all..."
Finnish Fuck by Admiral Nelly Nelz October 10, 2010
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Finnish Fuckshake 

When a guy first blows his load in a girls cooter, then proceeds to take a shit in it. He mixes it all up with his dick, until it is nice and blended.
Guido: "Hey, I heard that Jessica broke up with you"

Ryan: "Yeah, she was really pissed at me after I gave her the finnish fuckshake..."

Guido: "You are a fucking doucher."

wanna-fucking-finish-it 

Obviously a compound word, this is used as a question to challenge an opponent to a duel or battle of some kind.
One is asking another in anger if they would care to step to them or rather if they would like to take it outside.
This should be spoken as quickly and as clearly as possible for the proper effect. If not, perhaps because one is drunk, it might come out as the word fishy.
wanna-fucking-finish-it by Zilya December 24, 2004
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026