A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.
"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."
"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"
"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"
by Humor Smith February 27, 2009