Figaro's Pizza 

Hands down, it is the worst pizza franchise in America and one of the most corrupt international food chains in the world.

At the 2009 Regional meeting of Figaro's store managers in the Wisconsin area, the CEO of Figaro's (Ron Burger) was asked directly about the MSG content of the pre-frozen pepperoni used for Figaro's pizza.
Neither Burger or his sales reps would answer the question.

Figaro's uses many pre-frozen and canned ingredients for their pizzas which explains much of the end result in the flavor of their pizzas.
The most commonly accepted description of Figaro's pizza seems to be, "garbage on bland crust".

Figaro's recently stepped onto he international scene by making a deal to franchise in the UAE with store owners who openly use slave labor imported from south east Asia.
The Marketing director of Figaro's commented on the savings and profit margin of slave labor at the 2009 regional Wisconsin meeting.

"I just had some Figaro's Pizza and boy is my gag reflex tired."

Figaro's Pizza by Mr. Snowman Pants December 21, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012