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Fartractions

Amount of time between farts when you're about to dump
When is the next rest stop? My fartractions are only 20 seconds appart
Fartractions by Tireguy78 May 14, 2011

Coffee Filtration 

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"
Coffee Filtration by That camel April 5, 2009

fintractions 

Longer version of facts and finacts . Used when agreeing with a popular opinion.
Example,

Gabe:yo I'm mad hungry. tryna eat some tacos?

Zenith:fintractions! I'm ode hungry!
fintractions by guitarhammer247 March 29, 2014

Flirtraction

A distraction caused by flirting with someone cute/hot.
This boy at Starbucks was such a flirtraction that I left my wallet behind.
Flirtraction by Lnzerbean September 12, 2009

Fistration 

When your trying to grab life by the balls and life grabs your balls instead
When trying to do and be the best a person can be and something happens to mess shit up it's a fistration
Fistration by London lemongrass February 27, 2019

filtration 

Filtration is a thing in the water treatment. It help water to drop light impurities.

THIS IS SO HELPFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, the water will go to our taps.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filtration is very helpful to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
filtration by AUMGAMEI December 2, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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