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Fartractions

Amount of time between farts when you're about to dump
When is the next rest stop? My fartractions are only 20 seconds appart
Fartractions by Tireguy78 May 14, 2011

Coffee Filtration 

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"

fintractions 

Longer version of facts and finacts . Used when agreeing with a popular opinion.
Example,

Gabe:yo I'm mad hungry. tryna eat some tacos?

Zenith:fintractions! I'm ode hungry!
fintractions by guitarhammer247 March 29, 2014

Flirtraction

A distraction caused by flirting with someone cute/hot.
This boy at Starbucks was such a flirtraction that I left my wallet behind.
Flirtraction by Lnzerbean September 12, 2009

Fistration 

When your trying to grab life by the balls and life grabs your balls instead
When trying to do and be the best a person can be and something happens to mess shit up it's a fistration
Fistration by London lemongrass February 27, 2019

filtration 

Filtration is a thing in the water treatment. It help water to drop light impurities.

THIS IS SO HELPFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, the water will go to our taps.

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filtration is very helpful to us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
filtration by AUMGAMEI December 2, 2020