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fat cunt run 

The act in which a group of fat friends engage in a midnight drive to buy fast food in the hope to either increase their stretchmarks size or amount of stretchmarks, the food can be eaten at any time.
Fat Cunt 1: Do you want to go for a fat cunt run?
Fat Cunt 2: Sure.
fat cunt run by God of Fat May 15, 2016

Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck 

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.
I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

Runescape Fat 

Runescape fat is the amount of weight accumulated whilst playing (and in some cases even watching) Runescape The massive online adventure game by Jagex ltd.
Once Runescape fat is gained it can never be removed, weight-loss diets and regular exercise have been proven ineffective.
The Runescape Fat formula per Kg is: (‘RS’ hours {over} body Metabolism) X 3.14
Robbie- Hey Jake, have you seen Sam lately?
Jake- Yeah, he’s like a walking slab of lard
Robbie- No, it’s just Runescape fat
Jake- I don’t think he’s heart could take anymore Runescape.
Robbie- Anymore and he will end up in Lumbridge eh?
Jake- Faggots *Walks off*
Runescape Fat by hcrismawson96 March 14, 2009