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Facebook dandy 

A Facebook dandy is a younger or young-ish gay male whose facebook profile picture shows him shirtless in the bathroom mirror; the picture usually shows the very camera which was used to take the picture. In addition to the profile picture, most of the other pictures on his Facebook page are shirtless ones of him, taken by himself or taken by others. The profile picture of the Facebook dandy is a good indication of what can be found in the rest of his profile: Truly atrocious taste in music, a fondness for inane TV shows and movies, and many FB friends with similar profile pictures.
"Darryl wants to be friends on facebook; but his profile pic makes him look like a total narcissistic douchebag. That, and the pictures of him at the pool, at the club, and at the beach. Darryl is clearly in good shape, but he's as shallow as a dinner plate. I'm not adding him as a friend, as I don't want to be bombarded with the predictable cascade of self-picture downloads and 'shares' every time there's a new Lady GaGa song. I don't want a Facebook dandy on my friends list."
Facebook dandy by Dabro October 25, 2012
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facebook daddy 

A sperm donor that falsely represents that they are in their child's life on social media.
Person 1: awww Roger seems like a great dad always posting pictures of his baby.

Person 2: Samatha says he has seen his child once since the 6 months of the child's life. Does not make an effort to pay child support and steals the babies pictures off of her profile and posts them. He isn't a real dadfacebook daddy.
facebook daddy by M00nbaby March 8, 2017
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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