Facebook Lie

A girl or guy (usually girl) who on facebook appears to be quite attractive typically8/10 or above , but then in real life is way below expected 6/10 .

Ben; Hey , iv been facebooking this really fit girl check her out (link)
Jim : wow shes hot !

Ben ; yea im meeting her tomorrow

NEXT DAY
Ben; OMG she was morbidly obese , what a total facebook lie !

Facebook Lie by lucylionb February 7, 2012

facebookling 

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.

Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

facebookling by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009

facebookligious 

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.

My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!

facebookligious by Shhhteven 'Shagg Nasty' Smith April 16, 2015

Facebooklexia

When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.

Hey did you log in to Facebook today? Man I think I have Facebooklexia and I hear there's no cure.

Facebooklexia by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010

facebookfiend 

a person who is addicted to facebook. they check their facebook as often as they check their email. they are on facebook often over large intervals of time, especially when they should be doing more important things.

Man, I'm really behind in all of my classes because I've been on facebook, I tried to stop but I have to see who's poked me.

Gosh you're such a facebookfiend.

facebookfiend by ate kat May 22, 2006

facebookie

A person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.

Guy 1: How was your date with Sydney?

Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.

Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.

facebookie by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010

FacebookLift 

A revamping or redesign of your Facebook profile. This includes, but is not limited to, picture change, addition or removal or interests, favorite movies, music and your "About Me."

Often times, a FacebookLift is preformed to generate more activity on your profile such as wall posts and pokes.

"I haven't had anyone write on my wall in over a week or no new friend requests, I need to give myself a FacebookLift!"

FacebookLift by AnnieMac06 August 26, 2008