extreme donkey rodeo is when you try to hold on to a heavily overweight woman, after you get her drunk and tell her she is the ugliest fattest beastliest girl in the world while doing her doggy style, and see if you can hold onto her bucking for 8 seconds. if successful donkey punch her in the back of the head, knocking her unconscious, which tightens up all muscles, so you can finish up and leave.
Seen Melissa at the bar at closing so i took her back to the hotel inn and had an extreme donkey rodeo, wildest ride ever.
by S'ma BigD October 4, 2010