Evil Nut

A temporary condition of the male psyche following an extended period of time without sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Symptoms include unwarranted aggressiveness, lack of focus, and recurring thoughts of brutally hate-fucking annoying celebrities not necessarily known for their good looks per se, but as a means of deriving pleasure from asserting dominance over the likes of big titted news anchors, and dumb-cunt reality show whores.
Dude, I had such an evil nut after that camping trip that I had to rub one out on the drive home to a picture of Jillian Barberie's ass on a billboard.
by PatSullivan November 01, 2015
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Big Fat Evil Nut

When you climax and you bust a massive, beyond comprehensible nut that is also the most glorious and gracious of all nuts ever busted before.
"Bro, I would bust a nut in her butt"
"Well I already busted a big fat evil nut in her butt"
by bigfatnutter67 September 12, 2025
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