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Evergreen Middle School 

One of the absolute shittiest middle schools in Spokane. Everyone there should be going to Green Acres, but are all overflows. The people there are either super rich or super poor, with some upper middle class in between.

If you don't wear logos and don't have enormous tits, you are immediately placed at the bottom of the food chain. Most of the guys there are perverts who are obsessed with grabbing girl's asses and fist pumping like they're on goddamn Jersey Shore. They are all racist and ignorant about other countries and homophobic.

The girls are either whores, religious fake gossipy girls, or girls who can't stop talking about sports. Most of the girls are ugly whores that plaster their faces with six pounds of makeup, and all the guys are hot. Oh, and everyone is snaggle-toothed...

The cliques aren't so bad, but there is an extensive group of populars, all of them dumb as rocks. There's also a tight group of lesbian meth addicts, and some pre-pubescent boys.

The teachers are monopolized by the kids there, and even follow their fashion trends. They talk about how nice the school is, but the building is practically FALLING DOWN.

All in all, Evergreen Middle School is a nice place to be if you're looking for BLT's (big luscious tits,) and meth.
Douche bag: FUCK YEAH EVERGREEN MIDDLE SCHOOL!! TIT SUCKIN YEAH!

Overly sporty girl: Omg i have tennis every saturday morning it sucks hahahaha theres this tournament and hahaha omg

Popular girl: Is Asia a country?
Evergreen Middle School by Cjrox02 October 1, 2011

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026