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Ethan is a little bitch boy who thinks he is an epic NERDNITE gamer....he can't take a joke and gets offended by everything.
He claims to be things he isnt.

If you know an Ethan like this please eliminate the target..
Or get help from me by giving me your mom's credit number with the three strange numbers at the back *wink*

Ethan: I'm Asian..
Me: no your not.
Ethan: yes I am...my grandma's dog was Asian so that makes me asian.
Me: *uncontrollably laughing* fuck offfffff!! Haahah
Ethan G gets offended haahhaha
Ethan G by WinkyDinkyDoo August 27, 2019
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Ethan A. W.G.

Ethan A. G.W., The bestest boy in the whole world. He’s a sweet golden boy who looks at you with the eyes full of love. He’d give you the world if he could and would relentlessly love you and all your flaws. He reminds you of how beautiful you are and tries his best to be the best and can be a little clingy at times. His best features include his ass, dick, smile, and most important the eyes that hold this universe. Perfect daddy material and cuddle material.
“Do you know Ethan A. W.G.? I heard that boy has the fattest ass in town
Ethan A. W.G. by Ethan A. W.G. October 2, 2023

Ethan Gentz 

any sad low life, wanna be frat boy, that arouses large amounts of pity

...used interchangeably with "pathetic"
that 30 year old man trying to get into that high school party is a major Ethan Gentz

Ethan green 

Ethan green by Cogvaledriver April 28, 2021

ethan gibbs 

A hot ass dude where I live in Atlanta. He the goddamn happiest dude I know. You can always count on this loyal mother fucker
Ethan Gibbs is everybody's best friend.

Oh your having a hard time go talk to Ethan Gibbs he will calm you down

ethan gordon 

one of my brothers close friends and makes fun of me a lot and mess with me. also one of the hottest human beings on the planet!
girl: oh my goodness ethan gordon is so hot
me: oh my gosh i knoww

ethan garner

ethn is a name given to crackheads who have gotten rejected at least once in a primary school preferably catholic ones eg holy family. they also must be an australian scum with a huge obsession for fake animals that fight.
ethan garner by not josh ok bye October 20, 2019