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Eliseo is kind, smart, caring, funny, and overall an amazing person. He is someone you can go to for help or even just to talk to. He is very hot and cute but he doesn't realize it. Eliseo is to busy noticing how cool other people are to see how amazing he his. Everyone loves Eliseo. He has good look but also the best personality anyone could have.
me: im dating a guy, his name is eliseo!
my friend: you are so lucky, he has good looks and an amazing personality!
Eliseo by just a SIMP February 19, 2022
unbeatable,strong,pulls fat moths
Elisei is sexy .
Elisei by anonymous October 12, 2021
Born leader" is the key word for the Elisio. They are always in the lead and are most likely the ones to cry out "Let's Go"! Noble and Fearless, Elisios are respected for their courage, even from those working against them.

Elisio people are daring fighters, they are capable of standing up to the better end for what they think is right. Although they could be selfish from time to time in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Elisio are unpredictable, always tense. and like to be in a hurry.

Elisio people are difficult to resist, for they are magnetic characters and their natural air of authority confers a certain prestige on them. They are tempestuous yet calm, warm-hearted yet fearsome, courageous in the face of danger yet yielding and soft in mysterious, unexpected places.

Elisio are very confident, perhaps too confident sometimes. Although they love adventures, and are addicted to excitement it is better not to challenge a Elisio's confidence. They likes being obeyed and not the other way around.

Because Elisio are urgent people and always in a hurry to get things done right, they usually choose to operate alone. Elisio like to work, they are hard-working and dynamic. If you assign a task to a Elisio, the job will be undertaken and accomplished with enthusiasm and efficiency. Elisio make money, but they are not directly interested in money. Still, the Elisio needs not worry about money: just when he fears the money is gone, more seems to show up.
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elisio by doctor bedrock February 5, 2010
A hot guy. The Dom Toretto of your life, because he family.
Is Eliseo cute (looks at Eliseo) yeah he cute
ELISEO by Guy from Fortnite November 29, 2021

eliseing 

The act of being old, sweaty and hairy and still managing to wrap your old wrinkly fingers around a signature move to determine if the lucky creep will be in your dumpster later that night. A pair of dumbo ears are always present in this act and tend to get beat up to a brownish-purply color. If the act is done right, you will be three dudes deep by the end of the night including a T-Bone (Dark colored man).
Janae, I heard you were going Eliseing tonight. You better make sure to bring your dumbo ears.
eliseing by fless June 11, 2008
The most smartest, hottest and kindest person you will ever meet. He is the Dom Toretto of your life because he family.
Is Eliseo cute (looks at Eliseo) yeah he cute.
Eliseo by Guy from Fortnite November 29, 2021
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