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An American teenager with a claimed penis size to be "7 maybe 8 inches" quoted by his ex-girlfriend
Kathy- "I can't even walk because im so soar"
Debbie- "rough night?"

Kathy- "yep went home with eight inch evan"

Debbie- "oh i hear ya, ripped my vag last week"
by tacomaster1111111 October 27, 2011
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