Dutch Fudgicle 

A sexual act when the partners have sex out in the snow. The male then shits on the females chest. The female and male then roll around in the snow with the male's penis inserted in to the females vagina, resulting in a "Dutch Fudgicle"

Joe: Eww. Whats that smell?
Mike: I gave my girlfriend the Dutch Fudgicle last night.
Joe: Did you take a shower?
Mike: No.

Dutch Fudgicle by Fnaf Raider November 30, 2014