Dumple Stiltskin 

When you attatch a pair of stilts to your feet (Must be 3 feet or longer) and take a dump on somebodys head. Best if done to an unsuspecting victim.

I once saw Manute Bol Dumple Stiltskin on a man's head... WITH NO STILTS!!!

Dumple Stiltskin by Den Gilmanderson September 25, 2006

Dumple-Stilt-Skin 

A creature not of this world, but user of its bathrooms. When it's done it leaves behind terror; terror and a basketball sized chocolate mud-baby.

"Dumple-Stilt-Skin just annihilated the boy's bathroom!!!!"
(Watch Robot Chicken to see this creature)

Dumple-Stilt-Skin by G.I. Joe and J.K.-47 November 4, 2006

dumple stiltzken 

(1)The act of defecating on an object that is not a toilet. Predominately, on someone else's property.

(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.

(1) Dude, I totally just took a dumple stiltzken on the hood of your step sister's car.

(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.

dumple stiltzken by DKali January 19, 2009

dumplestiltzkin 

The act of removing ones bowels.

"That was a crazy buffet bro but I'll be back, I need to take a dumplestiltzkin."

dumplestiltzkin by MR OIZO January 5, 2009

Dumpelstiltskin 

The kind of shit where you sincerely wish you could guess its name in an attempt to make it vanish from your bowels without too much bodily harm.

Ready the clothes pins, because my Dumpelstiltskin is gonna be larger than Rumpelstiltskin!!

Dumpelstiltskin by UP AND ATOM November 6, 2010

Dumplestiltskin

When one takes a dump which has terds so long and tall that they appear to stand, as if on stilts, straight up in the toilet. a true dumplestiltskin must be two such terds, preferably with the heads peeking above the water level.

I took a dumplestiltskin today that was so tall i thought it was going to run after me when i flushed!

Dumplestiltskin by Johnny Egglehouser March 12, 2014

Dumplestilskin

A Dumplestilskin is when a male is receiveing oral and the giver deep throats so far and stick tongue out and lick the but hole

Dude Jennifer gave me a Dumplestilskin last night!

Damn she could probably give a good Dumplestilskin!

Dumplestilskin by Bige January 11, 2016