Dudas' Law
Dudas' Law: A law which states that any imperfection on the female body can be overlooked if her boobs are big enough. A law that is followed by every straight man and some lesbians I guess.
"Hey man want me to hook you up with my sister's friend? She lost a leg in a car fire and is also half-retarded."
"How big are her tits?"
"Huge."
"I'll give her a call."
"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."
"How big are her tits?"
"Huge."
"I'll give her a call."
"Totally man, it's Dudas' law."
Dudas' Law by Frisbee Mcmanguydude February 11, 2014