John- "Dude have you played the new Dragon Flogger game yet, I can't get past the second level!?"
Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"
Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"
Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
by Milt the Stilt March 25, 2010