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Draggin Balls 

Someone that achieves so much in so little time that ones balls have gotten so large, big, heavy and swollen from the act of perseverance, determination, achievement and action; that ones balls are so large that they DRAG on the ground, Hence the name DRAGGIN BALLS..
After high school, (Draggin Balls) was a successful musician played in 6 bands; he was successful small business owner had a hot polish wife with an Iq of 133 1/2, He divorced her to get away from oppression; then pursued academia and graduated from the University Of Texas in a lightening only 3 years w/ a BA in Art; During his stint in college he started a successful DOT .com start up; after that he past and received his Bar(Esquire); then after that worked in many law firms; following that he was bored and elated from awesome LSD usage from high school and was crazy enough to get excepted in Northwestern University for His Doctoral and Masters in Taxation..(What a crazy determined German? he was DRAGGIN BALLS!!!)
And to top it all off and to wash it down with cake, he actually had sex with a black chick that had an IQ of 155, no one thought that he had what it took, but again he was DRAGGIN BALLS!!!...
Draggin Balls by Biggin.. September 15, 2013
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dragging balls 

taking too much time to complete a task, procrastinating, never ending, slow paced.
(office setting/coworkers)
G: Fuck! It's only 10am?
Juan: Yep. Today is dragging balls.

dragging balls by Madison Ryder February 12, 2008
Word of the Day on February 15, 2008

dragging balls 

To complete a command, favor, or task extremly slowly, in such a way that one or more people become delayed, pissed off, or annoyed.
anytonym: Hauling Ass

Tyler: hey stupid where the hell are those songs i told you to copy?
Peter: Im going! im going!
Tyler: cmon pete stop dragging balls and haul some ass!
dragging balls by Scaredsox March 28, 2008

Dragging Balls 

When you are very tired, or lazy, and you don't have the energy or desire to get work done and it's almost like your dragging your balls
I went to Key West this weekend and partied too hard and now back at work on Monday I'm dragging balls
Dragging Balls by Jaret Miller February 23, 2008

Dragging Balls 

The act of dragging ones balls across the ground or various household objects in a moment of bordem
Eren was incredibly bored, so he began Dragging Balls across the living room floor
Dragging Balls by MrHeichou December 14, 2014

Dragging Balls Across The Desert 

This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."
James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."

dragging balls Z 

delaying the process in order to avoid embarrassment
theres a dispute going on for the past month and they are dragging balls Z and it hasnt been settled yet or else id be ballin