Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.

Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance

Douche Bagger Vance by Joker25 January 5, 2008

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Douche-baggery

1. The actions of a douchebag

2. Being a compelete douchebag

Danny Broke up with his gorgeous girlfriend, he committed douche-baggery.

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Douche Baggins

A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:

- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay

This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.

"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."

Douche Baggins by russbag August 4, 2005

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douchea baggea

Pronounced: do-shay-bag-eh

A classy way of calling someone a douche bag.

My word, that citizen is such a douchea baggea!

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Douche Baggery

Ther act of being a douche bag, or the posession of qualities which are of a douche bag.

Fem: Look what Kevin Wolff did!
John: That was an act of pure and unadulterated douche baggery. Tisk tisk...

Douche Baggery by KillerByte October 18, 2004

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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