Douche Bagger Vance is a derogatory term referring to a golfer who is always talking a big game and/or representing himself as better then he actually is. Derived from the Will Smith golfing movie Bagger Vance.
Matt: Steve told me he shot a 68 yesterday
Tom: I was there, he shot a 94
Matt: Wow, that guy is a real Douche Bagger Vance
A compound noun that cleverly combines the niche phrase "douche bag" with the protagonist Hobbit family name from the popular mid-fifties fantasy-adventure series "The Lord of the Rings". There is no specific context of "Douche Baggins", though it could possibly be used in tandem with other terms of the same catagory also derived from characters in "The Lord of the Rings". Some examples may include, but are not limited to:
- Dildo Baggins
- Chodo Baggins
- Bilbo Faggins
- Gandalf the Gay
This phrase may also refer to a "Lord of the Rings" advocate who may be a douche bag, or who is showing signs of douche baggery at a critical level.
"Ted is such a fucking asshole. He wont shut the fuck up about how the movies didn't do everything right. If he were a character in the series, he'd be Douche Baggins, the mentally challenged hobbit that everyone pushes into the street laughs at because he's a dick weed and his feet didn't turn hairy at puberty."