Douche trap 

When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.

John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.

Douche trap by Driving trap September 3, 2013

Douchestrap 

A thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. Can also be worn with a thin moustache. Essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.

Douchebag: "Hey bro, check it out! I just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my Affliction shirt perfectly."

Douchestrap by Bumfuzz June 23, 2010

doucheraptor 

A cunning hunter who is a master of killing prey with douchebaggery. A master of douchebaggery.

Person 1: That guy just screwed me out of money for no reason.

Person 2: What a doucheraptor.

doucheraptor by Riorozen December 30, 2013

Douchetrain 

A gaggle of douchebags, merrily riffing off each other's douchery, blissfully aware of how utterly douchetastic they come across.

Choo-choo! Douchetrain coming through.

Douchetrain by C.E. Phalic September 30, 2013

douchetrain 

Similar to douche or douchebag. A douchetrain thinks much more highly of himself than the general population. He also engages in the practice of douchebaggery.

A douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases like "bro" and "kiddo."

Douchetrains don't go out for a few beers. They go out for vodka tonics and vodka redbulls.

"I think some of the 'product' from that douchetrain's hair dripped on me when I walked by."

douchetrain by DURANT May 2, 2007

douchetapo

See: douchebags

Combined term of douche and gestapo, used in reference to large, roaming, drunk crowds of douche-y bros that may cause trouble.

Look, there's the douchetapo out on Fullerton Ave doing their Snuggie bar crawl!

douchetapo by redvelvetcupcake April 15, 2009

doucherape 

To take a douche and press it into the smaller inmates love chute.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DOUCHERAPE IS?!?!?!?!
Yo man this aint prizon, we dont doucherape here.

doucherape by Snatchmo July 30, 2008