Douche trap

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When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.

John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.

Douche trap by Driving trap September 3, 2013

Words you can keep

Douchestrap

A thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. Can also be worn with a thin moustache. Essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.

Douchebag: "Hey bro, check it out! I just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my Affliction shirt perfectly."

Douchestrap by Bumfuzz June 23, 2010

Related Words

Douche trap • douchetrain • doucherape • doucheraptor • douchetapo • Douche Strap • Douche Tap • douche wrap • douche • douche baggery

doucheraptor

A cunning hunter who is a master of killing prey with douchebaggery. A master of douchebaggery.

Person 1: That guy just screwed me out of money for no reason.

Person 2: What a doucheraptor.

doucheraptor by Riorozen December 30, 2013

Douchetrain

A gaggle of douchebags, merrily riffing off each other's douchery, blissfully aware of how utterly douchetastic they come across.

Choo-choo! Douchetrain coming through.

Douchetrain by C.E. Phalic September 30, 2013

douchetrain

Similar to douche or douchebag. A douchetrain thinks much more highly of himself than the general population. He also engages in the practice of douchebaggery.

A douchetrain commonly ends sentences with phrases like "bro" and "kiddo."

Douchetrains don't go out for a few beers. They go out for vodka tonics and vodka redbulls.

"I think some of the 'product' from that douchetrain's hair dripped on me when I walked by."

douchetrain by DURANT May 2, 2007

douchetapo

See: douchebags

Combined term of douche and gestapo, used in reference to large, roaming, drunk crowds of douche-y bros that may cause trouble.

Look, there's the douchetapo out on Fullerton Ave doing their Snuggie bar crawl!

douchetapo by redvelvetcupcake April 15, 2009

doucherape

To take a douche and press it into the smaller inmates love chute.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DOUCHERAPE IS?!?!?!?!
Yo man this aint prizon, we dont doucherape here.

doucherape by Snatchmo July 30, 2008

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026