Douche pit 

Someone who is so far into being a douche they can never revert back to their non douche-baggery.

Geez he is such a douche pit

Douche pit by R to the J Izzle January 22, 2011

douche pit 

A bar with 50 guys and 3 slags.

Me and a buddy walk into a bar looking for action. As we walk in, we quickly realize what a douche pit it is and quickly leave.

douche pit by kingfireant February 19, 2011

pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013

douchebitchery 

douchebaggery, but carried out by a female (in most cases, a bitch).

Jenn was being a real bitch when she cropped Erin out of her facebook profile picture. That was some major douchebitchery.

douchebitchery by ethnicvenus September 28, 2011

douchepick 

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.

Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!

douchepick by OSUrulz August 20, 2007

Douchepticon 

1. A person who appears to be normal at first but exposes themselves as a douchebag later.
2. Douche in disguise

Everyone looked cool when we first got here, but there just a bunch of Douchepticons!!!

Douchepticon by Brophessional December 29, 2009

Douchetit 

A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.

Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.

Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*

Douchetit by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008