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Doodie Snacks

After you take a big dirty cunt dump from a evening of eating burritoes, pizza and pussy you look at your poop and you figure out what snacks are inside. Such as: Doritos, Gummy Bears, Cum, Finger Nails, Your dads chubby and maybe a tickled pickle.
Hey Bobby Sue, you fucking fag, I took a fucking shit. And then I took a picture of it so we can sit back, smoke some nugget and try to pick out the doodie snacks. Did you take pictures of your doodie snacks?

doobie snacks 

1) A slang term referring to marijauna cigarette(s). 2)I'll have a coke! Source: Made popular by the Mystery Machine scene in the Kevin Smith comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back".
You guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I have just the thing. I call these, Doobie Snacks! (followed by hot lesbian sex)
doobie snacks by dezertdog January 29, 2003

Doobie Snacks 

When you use a pre-made cake mix and add a little extra (some green) and then cook them.
Chins: I'v Just cooked up a batch of Doobie Snacks
Iwan: Sweet!
Doobie Snacks by M. Chinnery January 3, 2009

Doobie Snacks 

I'm not really sure......
"doobie snacks!!" - Jerry R.
Doobie Snacks by J-dubbles May 21, 2004

doobie snack 

an easy way of saying you need a joint,a bowl,some sticky, a fatty....you just want to get high,plain and simple
Well i am on my break at work, 15 minutes for a doobie snack, breakfast of champions
doobie snack by the ron July 22, 2004

doobie snack 

hey man i just smoked a nice doobie snack
doobie snack by Anonymous October 1, 2003

doobie snack 

hey bud lets hit up a doobie snack
doobie snack by shady character February 10, 2007
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