Doing a Monty 

The act of pre-gaming before an event so hard that when you finally make it past the front gate you pass out and have to go straight home.

Characteristics of doing a Monty include; boasting about the amount of alcohol being consumed, appearing powerful until the last second, failing without any notice, consuming a whole bottle of gin and calling yourself sergeant.

"Careful Tom, don't do a Monty on us"

"Q: What happened to Caitlin?"
"A: I don't know. One second she was fine and then she did a Monty"

Wobby: "If I end up doing a Monty today I will never forgive myself"

Doing a Monty by Hicksy Victor March 30, 2011

Doing a Monty 

Urinating on one or more bouncers. Can also encompass urination on general security personal, such as stewards, or shop security. Does not include urination on security or surveillance equipment.

Named after the infamous cricketer Monty Panesar, who, after hassling some local ladies, did the business on a few bouncers in a club in Brighton.

Holy fuck! Kevin's Doing a Monty, he's gonna get us chucked out!

Doing a Monty by Man_5 September 6, 2013

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make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn. by Reninu March 15, 2025

Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn. 

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Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn.

Make sure you get paid the proper rate when doing tasks for people in positions of power. One of the reasons they are rich and successful is that they prefer to make money for themselves rather than for others. That’s a lesson you need to learn. by Reninu March 15, 2025