Dirty Spaceman

Characteristics of a Dirty Spaceman
1. Looks like Will.I.Am
2. Leaving tonight, though he has an actively bleeding contusion
3. Got that Spaceman Head
4. Is Extra Angry
5. Owns a Leopard and Kept it freestyle
6. Will not have sex with teenage chickenheads who have a flat booty
7. Is a genius
8. Used to own a frog (named Adrianne) which was released by some chick
9. Eats Bacos on his chilly, but not on his Yam
10. Loves Ping-pong and Paintball, and plays it with his crew all night
11. Looks like a Pink Bunny in the morning
12. Shaves his Pubes
13. Freaks every grandma out when he moons them

"Tonight I'm leavin/ though I'm bleedin/ now you know me as/ Dirty Spaceman yeah!

Dirty Spaceman by Docula October 27, 2011

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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