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dirty samchez

the act of putting ones fist up a girls a hole and then taking it out and smearing the poo stained fist where her brazilian should be and then make a couple of eyes out off the poo.
I dirty samchez'd my dads grans great great grand daughter the other day, she didnt like it though.
dirty samchez by Stewzy June 1, 2011

Dirty Sammich 

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.
Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.
Dirty Sammich by cosmovern September 9, 2010

sammich dirty 

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.
guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026