Dirty Sammichez 

it is when a you take a sandwich and rub it in your ass crack and then and rub it on the someones upper lip leaving a mustache

Damien said, it is time for lunch I think I will give her a dirty Sammichez.

Dirty Sammichez by Wilsonnewman January 9, 2015

dirty samchez

the act of putting ones fist up a girls a hole and then taking it out and smearing the poo stained fist where her brazilian should be and then make a couple of eyes out off the poo.

I dirty samchez'd my dads grans great great grand daughter the other day, she didnt like it though.

dirty samchez by Stewzy June 1, 2011

Dirty Sammich 

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.

Dirty Sammich by cosmovern September 9, 2010

sammich dirty 

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.

guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.

sammich dirty by pistolsatmysides May 2, 2010