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Dirty Roswell 

A Dirty Roswell is when you suck off your homie till he cum and cover an official NCAA leather football in his semen and then proceed stretch out his anal cavity until the entire pigskin is in. Both men then proceed to shout “It’s good!” While standing and making field goal posts with their arms and sword fighting with their erect penises.
Damn bro my cheeks still hurt after I got done with my Dirty Roswell in the away team locker room.
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Dirty Rossell 

When a woman who makes at least three times more money than her partner demands to fuck him in the ass with a strap on. When she is done, she rubs the dildo on his lips, giving the impression that he is wearing chocolate flavored lip gloss.
Jim came home late from the 49er game and his wife was so pissed that she gave him a dirty rossell.
Dirty Rossell by JCarino October 4, 2006
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