Dirty Roaming 

To take ones cellular device and place it between your ass cheeks, (preferably when soiled and moist) for roughly 5 minutes. Then place the phone on a table or somewhere a loved one will her it ring. Proceed to call the phone and watch their face once they get a smell of your sweaty, vinegary open ass!

Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".

Dirty Roaming by NIKKY T February 2, 2014