The distant cousin of Dirty Sanchez. When someone inserts their chin deep into the asshole of a willing participant and upon removal has a shit beard.
Scott: "Hey Joe, did you hear about Ali the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave this chick a mean Dirty Rafael."
Joe: "No way!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go and smell his new beard."
A dirty rafael is the act of getting fucked in the ass by a horse while shiting around the horses hard dick then turning around and feeding it to the horse
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.