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Dirty Papa 

While eating a piece of pizza you are given a blowjob. Prior to the conclusion of the sex act you must pull it out of her mouth and nut on the crust. The crust must then be consumed by the giver of the blowjob. A special condition of the Dirty Papa is that at some point during the act, a grease-covered finger of the person recieving the head must be rubbed across the young lady's forehead.
"Hey man, I hear you and your girl do some kinky shit."
"Yea buddy, last night I gave her a Dirty Papa, she always eats the crust."
Dirty Papa by Dan Funk July 26, 2009
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dirty paparazzi 

the act of getting a teddy bear or something of significance and hiding a camera in it. you bring your girl into the room, start doing your thing, and right after you bust your nut, you point to the camera and say "smile! youre gonna be all over the internet tomorrow!"
"My girlfriend cheated on me, so i gave her the dirty paparazzi and got her little ho-ass back."

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026