Dirty Memaw

A grown woman whose tits hang flush against her fupa which hangs flush against her cankles. In order to get some side pocket action one must toss one torn, tattered tit slice onto it’s shoulder to access the Philadelphia boxcar and therefore “side pocket.”

I got shart faced, quite literally, while accessing the poop port while I gave your granny the dirty Memaw!

by Controlyourrawdawg July 27, 2022

Dirty Mumaw

When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!

When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.

by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009